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Candy Colors

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A grade school teacher often gave her students Lifesavers as a treat. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red……………….Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green……………..Lime
Purple ……………Grape
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, “I will give you all a clue. It’s what your Mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, “Oh my God! They’re a-holes!”

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  2. Man!! I love reading these jokes!! They really make my day especially when I am having a very bad day!!! Keep up the good work!!! & Keep the jokes coming!!!

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