Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual when her husband’s coworker, Tim, arrives at her door.
“Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve something to tell you.”
“Of course you can come in. You’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?”
“That’s what I’m here to tell you, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.”
“Oh, God, no!” cries Brenda. “Please don’t tell me…”
“I’m sorry, Brenda. Your husband, Shamus, is dead.”
“How did it happen, Tim?” Brenda asked in tears.
“It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.”
Oh, my dear Lord! Did he at least go quickly?”
“Well, no, he got out three times to pee.”
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Accident at Work
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