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Pretending to be Married

A man and a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the top bunk and the lady on the bottom bunk.
During the night, man woke and asked “Sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the closet to get me the 2nd blanket, I’m freezing!”
“I have a better idea” she replied, “Why don’t we pretend we are married?”
“Wow what a great idea!” he said.
“Good” she said, “Get your own blanket yourself, you lazy bastard!”

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