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A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender says: “Long time since I’ve seen you, man, you look terrible.”
The pirate says: “I feel fine.”
The bartender says: “Well, you didn’t have that wooden leg last time I saw you.”
The bartender says: “Well, you didn’t have that wooden leg last time I saw you.”
“Well, I got into a battle and a cannon ball hit me in the leg, but I’m ok.”
“Well, you didn’t have that hook on your arm either.”
“Well, you didn’t have that hook on your arm either.”
The pirate says: “Got in a sword fight and lost my hand.”
The bartender says: “What about the eye patch?”
The bartender says: “What about the eye patch?”
The pirate replies: “Well, a bunch of sea gulls flew over the boat and when I looked up one of them shit on my eye.”
The bartender says: “How did that make you lose your eye?”
The pirate replies: “It was the first day with the hook.”
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