jokespot
A student comes to a young professor`s office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.” she says. Then she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
“I mean…” she whispers, “I would do absolutely anything!”
He returns her gaze. “Anything?”
“Yes, anything!”
His voice turns to a whisper, “Would you…study?”
in Jokes
To hard to do.