Greatest Golf Ball

Two friends were about to start playing golf when one said, “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”
The other golfer replied, “How so?”
His friend went on, “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows.”
“Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
“I found it in the woods.”