Faith Healer

Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies.
“I want a baby more than anything else in the world.” said one. “But I guess it’s impossible.”
“I used to think that,” said the other. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going to have a baby in three months.”
“You must tell me what you did.”
“I went to a faith healer.”
“But I’ve tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn’t help at all.”
The pregnant woman smiled and whispered: “Next time, try going alone.”