Dad and Son

At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 5 year old son.

Son: “Daddy what are those big round things on mommy’s chest?”

Dad: “They’re balloons son. When mommy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”

Son: “Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mommy kept saying ‘Oh God, oh God,’ but she didn’t float anywhere.”