An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time.
Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. Lying in the dirt, his body wracked with pain, the pastor called out, “All you angels in heaven, help me get up on my horse!”
With extraordinary strength, he leaped onto the horse’s back—and fell off the other side.
From the ground again, he called out, “All right, just half of you angels this time!”
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Angelic Assistance
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ROTFLMAO I just like reading the jokes. Some are no5 as funny as others. However I share then with my friends /veterans at our local 10047 in Las Vegas Nev. So thanks for putting a smile on our faces and a giggle from our bellies as well EVERYONE NEEDS LAUGHTER IN THERE LIVES..
Love your jokes, they are great. Keep them coming. Thank you, Bobbie Norris
I also like many of the jokes! My wife and I are going to visit my son/wife in Las Vegas soon, early next year. I am 78 years old, VIETNAM VET FROM 1965. I was close to a town called VINH LONG near the Mekong River. I did my HUEY door gunner duties. Not much fun. The Army offered me an E6 promotion in 1966, the only thing I had to do is go back to VIETNAM. I said no! My son lives near th STRIP. TAKE CARE, RON