All Saints

A priest told the little kids they could come Trick-or-Treating at the rectory but they should dress up as one of the Saints.

So the kids arrive – here’s a little boy dressed up as St. Anthony, St. Joseph, a little girl is St. Clare – and then there’s this kid in a dog costume.

So Father asks “Where’s your saint costume?”

The little boy replies: “I’m SAINT BERNARD!”