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A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a tribesman at an exotic location.
“What is it made of?” she asked.
“Alligator’s teeth,” the local replied.
“Oh, I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that they mean as much to you simple people as pearls do to us civilized folks?”
“Oh no,” the man replied, looking at the tourist as if she were the fool. “Anybody can open an oyster.”
in Jokes
They just crack me up ,good pick me up.Keep them coming.