A local bakery decided to hire a part-time…

A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and
ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends.

She had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired)
she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say she was a real beauty and
had a figure to die for.

The bakery has a small storefront so it was necessary to
have the various products on shelves and then use a ladder to reach the uppermost
items. The item that had previously been least popular but was fast becoming the most
popular with gentlemen in particular was rasin bread, which was kept on the
uppermost shelf.

One day an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a loaf of bread. The young lady without
thinking scurried up the ladder and then realized she had not asked the
gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted so she nodded and
asked, “Raisin?”

“No, he replied but it is beginning to twitch just a little.”