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Quitting

A man asks his buddy for a cigarette.
His friend quips, “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you won’t smoke.”
The man replied, “Yes, I did. I’m in phase one of quitting.”
Confused, his friend asked, “Phase one?”
The man laughed, “Yes. I’ve quit buying.”

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