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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. After a short nap, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!”
The wife was disappointed. She asked her husband’s doctor, “When my husband first woke up, he called me beautiful, but just a minute ago, he woke up again and called me cute. What happened to ‘beautiful’?”
The doctor replied, “The drugs are wearing off.”
in Jokes
REMINDS ME OF THESE FUNNY EQUIVALENTS ….
A wife says to her husband when i look into the mirror i look fat and ugly. Please say something good about me..
The husband replies ”you have good eyesight”…
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A husband and wife both 60 yo walking on the beach find a lamp and rub it releasing a genie. As a reward for its release the genie grants each a wish. The wife wishes for a trip around the world to celebrate there wonderful marriage. The wife and genie are happy.. The husband’s wish was for a woman 30 years younger, The wife and genie are appalled but the genie complied and granted the husbands wish and made him 90 yo..