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Two older women met for tea one day and started fussing about their husbands.
“I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. The sound drives me crazy, and his hands look hideous,” the first one said.
“Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing,” the other woman commented. “But I broke him of that habit real quick.”
“What did you do?”
“I hid his teeth.”
in Jokes
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