Dave went to his local lotto center to check his ticket. When the clerk checked his ticket Dave was told that he had won 5 million dollars. Dave went right home.
When he saw his wife he said, “I just won the lottery and I am going now to collect my winnings. I want you to be packed before I get back.”
His wife very excitedly asked, “What should I pack, warm or cold weather clothes?”
Dave looked at her and said “I don’t care as long as you are gone when I get home.”
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Lol
Good one???