A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor.
“I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow Jimmy and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I’ll give you a hundred bucks.”
“Yes, sir!” answers Jimmy.
The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks: “So, Buddy, how was your day?”
Jimmy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo Jimmy! The second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had a bad stomach and I gave him Maalox, sir.” says Jimmy.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the Doctor.
“Well Sir, I was sitting here having a smoke and suddenly the door flies opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties. She lies down on the table and shouts: Help me – I haven’t seen a man in over two years.”
“Lard Tunderin’ Yeezus, Jimmy!!! What did you do?”
“I put drops in her eyes!!”
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Doctor Gone Hunting
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