With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen a $20 bill all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, and slowly pulled out a crumpled $20 bill from her bra. He took the bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen a $50 bill all crumpled up?”
“Uh, no, I haven’t,” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her sheer undies and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill. He took the bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said ever so softly, “Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”
“No!” he answered trying hard to hide his arousal.
She replied “Then go check the garage!”
in Jokes
A $50,000 car, the man is going to go through the roof. I feel for the woman.