A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all entered a hunting contest. The winner could win $500.
The redhead went out, found some tracks, followed the tracks, and came back with a 250 pound bear.
Then the brunette went out, found some tracks, followed the tracks, and came back with a 275 pound buck.
Finally, the blonde had to beat 275lbs, so she went out and found some tracks. She followed the tracks and came back with a broken leg and an arm, no teeth and blood all over.
The judge asked “What happened????”
The blonde said “I found some tracks, followed the tracks, and got hit by a train.”
in Jokes
Hunting Contest
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Dumb blonde ??? ?
” IT FIGURES”!!??