The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, S—!”
Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, “Hey Y’all, hold my beer and watch this!”
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Bad taste. I’m not from AL but ANY person who has lost a family member or friend to drunk driving accident would be offended by this joke.
I agree but took it as just dumb Alabama folk an priorities
Give me a f****** break. Its a joke. And you politically correct a**holes have to loosen up
Thank you Bill, at least someone isn’t too up tight to enjoy a bit of off color humor!
Maybe you should read jokes if you get your little feelings hurt..maybe you need to watch Red Fox Sammy Davis Jr.Dean Martin. Then just maybe you’ll lose that tight a$$
Snow flakes need to get a sense of humor
Snow flakes need to get a sense of humor
The key word in your statement and in the name of the page is…… JOKE!
I believe that many people have had their lives impacted by a thoughtless drunk person who chose to drive, however I’m pretty certain that that doesn’t mean that you are no longer allowed to have a sense of humor.
Life is way too short for that
Now that’s a funny joke!Besides, I’m sure the state was just picked at random.
So we can’t make jokes anymore!! Life is too short not laugh and take even jokes so serious ! Get over it!
Agreed
It is fine humor. God bless Alabama!
GET OVER IT, ITS A JOKE, SO SICK OF POLITICALY CORRECT A**HOLES.LIFES TO SHORT FOR NO HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
The joke is a joke this person is offended by the joke and is probably the one who would start a riot to protest it