16. PVC crack pipes
15. Howard Sterno
14. AK-47 Semi-automatic glue gun
13. Stud-Muffin Finder
12. DermAbrade 9000 Acne Remover! Fits most popular belt sanders.
11. Martha Stewart Terracotta Torque Wrench Cozy
10. Pee Wee Herman light switch plates
9. VladCo Electric Impal-O-Matic
8. Richard Simmons “Spackling to the Oldies” video
7. Lewinsky Leaf Blowers
6. The TurboBidet 2000
5. Time-Life’s “So, You’re A Moron With A Workshop” Books
4. Caulk Rings
3. The Hair Club for Men (attaches to your head to deter would-be toupee thieves)
2. Goose Tape
1. “Hoe House” shag-carpeted tool sheds
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