jokespot
A new supermarket opened near my house. They feature 4D experience while shopping to bring you closer to nature.
There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and you smell fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg fridge, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying with bacon.
The bakery department features the smell of freshly baked bread and cakes.
I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.
in Jokes
I don’t blame you, toilet flushing “?????